You might remember the article I wrote about the fact that players in their bubbles need to uhh… “release” Never. Ever. Not in a million years. Would I expect this … Continue Reading Team Bonding: IG Model Claims She “Orally Pleased” 7 Phoenix Suns Players
With the New England Patriots signing Cam Newton, most fans were excited for the addition of a “veteran” Quarterback joining the team. On the other side was me; cringing with … Continue Reading Better Late Than Never; My Thoughts On Cam Newton
Los Angeles Dodgers Pitcher Joe Kelly has recently been suspended 8 games for throwing behind Houston Astros players Alex Bregman and Carlos Correa. Which is funny, because now the MLB … Continue Reading Welcome To The Joe Kelly Fight Club
Okay, so the lead photo doesn’t do my statement any justice, but if you’re from Boston you love this man. Joe Kelly reignited the rivalry between the Sox and Yankees … Continue Reading Joe Kelly Has the Largest Set of Rocks of Any Man, Ever
Washington. Dan Snyder. Are you serious? Have you ever heard “doing nothing can be as worse as causing harm”? People have been waiting for you to change your problematic name … Continue Reading Dan Snyder and The Washington R̶e̶d̶s̶k̶i̶n̶s̶ Football team is a Bunch Of SIMPS
We are just around the corner from the return of sports and I can’t wait. I went from a desolate desert of dumb re-runs to having my brain force fed … Continue Reading The One BIG Shining Issue with the Sports “Bubble”
Old reference, I know, but it’s all I could think of when I saw the Red Sox Select… wait for it… Blaze Jordan. The Sox picked up the 17 year … Continue Reading Did the Red Sox Draft a Member of Team Globo Gym?
Lately, Universities have made a point of pushing awesome and hilarious schedule releases. This year, UMaine entered the chat. Instead of putting something flashy together, they put an athletic specimen … Continue Reading University Of Maine Won the Schedule Announcement Battle
“Bitch, real G’s move in silence like lasagna.” That quote is from the famous 21st century philosopher Lil’ Wayne and it is now the call for Baker Mayfield’s offseason. My … Continue Reading #bouncebackbaker
As sports fans, we are all facing the reality that we may not be able to attend sporting events. With that, teams are getting creative with ways to give a … Continue Reading FC Seoul Put Sex Dolls in the Stands Immediately Apologizes
Sammy, we gotta talk man. What’s going on inside that head of yours? The Jokes about CTE are there, but this is different. This is scary. For those of you … Continue Reading What’s Going on With Sammy Watkins?
Hello good and glorious BOTA World! For having no sports currently going on the NFL has been a hotspot for the recent draft, trades, big free agent signings, and much … Continue Reading Andy Dalton Thoughts 101
Jameis Winston somehow managed to simultaneously have the best and worst season last year in the NFL. He threw 33 touchdowns and 30 interceptions. Famous Jameis defined 50/50 ball. This … Continue Reading Jameis and His Eyes
What up BOTA World! Hope your quarantine is treating you all well. About two weeks into my quarantine and all I can say is I’ve gone completely insane, learned how … Continue Reading Cass Money Chronicles: The Best Scenario For The Red Sox
Hello BOTA World! Coming at you live from a small little town that SHOULD BE A GHOST-TOWN but yet still seems to be quite busy. Anyways, as I am immunosuppressed … Continue Reading Is Shaq In Deep Waters?
Let’s break down 2020 so far. Day 1 we thought we were going into world war 3. Then the entire country of Australia lit a blaze. We tragically lost Kobe … Continue Reading Tiger King is What 2020 Needed