We are just around the corner from the return of sports and I can’t wait. I went from a desolate desert of dumb re-runs to having my brain force fed … Continue Reading The One BIG Shining Issue with the Sports “Bubble”
Old reference, I know, but it’s all I could think of when I saw the Red Sox Select… wait for it… Blaze Jordan. The Sox picked up the 17 year … Continue Reading Did the Red Sox Draft a Member of Team Globo Gym?
Lately, Universities have made a point of pushing awesome and hilarious schedule releases. This year, UMaine entered the chat. Instead of putting something flashy together, they put an athletic specimen … Continue Reading University Of Maine Won the Schedule Announcement Battle
“Bitch, real G’s move in silence like lasagna.” That quote is from the famous 21st century philosopher Lil’ Wayne and it is now the call for Baker Mayfield’s offseason. My … Continue Reading #bouncebackbaker
As sports fans, we are all facing the reality that we may not be able to attend sporting events. With that, teams are getting creative with ways to give a … Continue Reading FC Seoul Put Sex Dolls in the Stands Immediately Apologizes
Sammy, we gotta talk man. What’s going on inside that head of yours? The Jokes about CTE are there, but this is different. This is scary. For those of you … Continue Reading What’s Going on With Sammy Watkins?
Hello good and glorious BOTA World! For having no sports currently going on the NFL has been a hotspot for the recent draft, trades, big free agent signings, and much … Continue Reading Andy Dalton Thoughts 101
Jameis Winston somehow managed to simultaneously have the best and worst season last year in the NFL. He threw 33 touchdowns and 30 interceptions. Famous Jameis defined 50/50 ball. This … Continue Reading Jameis and His Eyes
What up BOTA World! Hope your quarantine is treating you all well. About two weeks into my quarantine and all I can say is I’ve gone completely insane, learned how … Continue Reading Cass Money Chronicles: The Best Scenario For The Red Sox
Hello BOTA World! Coming at you live from a small little town that SHOULD BE A GHOST-TOWN but yet still seems to be quite busy. Anyways, as I am immunosuppressed … Continue Reading Is Shaq In Deep Waters?
Let’s break down 2020 so far. Day 1 we thought we were going into world war 3. Then the entire country of Australia lit a blaze. We tragically lost Kobe … Continue Reading Tiger King is What 2020 Needed
Now, I know what you’re thinking. “James, ya idiot, there’s no sports going on, you’re a buffoon.” Well BOTA faithful, Coronavirus can’t stop everyone. For some people the loneliness is … Continue Reading A Celebrity Just Broke Usain Bolt’s Record
As an American I decided that my voice needed to be heard. My morning has been filled with me tweeting at companies and more that won’t give the people what … Continue Reading I am Trying to Pick Fights on Twitter
Coronavirus is a pretty big deal. It’s pretty important, kinda scary. I honestly don’t blame the IOC for canceling the Olympics. They are going to postpone the Tokyo 2020. This … Continue Reading Why Couldn’t Someone Else Cancel the Olympics?
Boston fans, you have had a rough 2020 so far. Not only has Coronavirus shut down everything, the teams you hold near and dear to your heart are falling apart. … Continue Reading Boston Is Collapsing
Dear Diary, Been having some trouble lately. There’s this hole in my heart that I cannot fill. Sports are postponed. Food is scarce. Panic is everywhere. Toilet paper is the … Continue Reading Cass Money Chronicles: Coronavirus Update 1