Los Angeles Dodgers Pitcher Joe Kelly has recently been suspended 8 games for throwing behind Houston Astros players Alex Bregman and Carlos Correa. Which is funny, because now the MLB … Continue Reading Welcome To The Joe Kelly Fight Club
We gotta talk about it. Coleslaw is garbage. It’s the most pretentious food. I don’t know how this food became a staple of summer cuisine, but it’s bullshit. It’s dumb. … Continue Reading Honestly, Fuck Coleslaw
Let’s break down 2020 so far. Day 1 we thought we were going into world war 3. Then the entire country of Australia lit a blaze. We tragically lost Kobe … Continue Reading Tiger King is What 2020 Needed
You can only do two things with that much weed, kill a herd of elephants or become a drug king pin
The title says it all folks. Here we are, deep into the BOTAverse, letting James and his words scare us true Boston fans for no reason at all. “Go Browns!, … Continue Reading Cass Money Chronicles: Why Do We Let James Scare Us With His Words?
Browns nation….Dawg Pound…. I apologize. I am an awful fan. Yesterday was Hue Jackson day (1-31) and I neglected to mention it. As Browns fans, we endured a long stretch … Continue Reading I Apologize to Browns Fans
Hello my peoples! Welcome back to my TED talk today to just annoy you with my opinion-based facts but here we are, again. HOWEVER, this time I’m just gonna get … Continue Reading Cass Money Chronicles: Why Trading Mookie May Cost The Red Sox
The college football season is over and like XXX Tentacion I am Sad (RIP). All dumb jokes about dead rappers aside, this season was amazing. Joe Burrow went from a … Continue Reading Feleipe Franks, Tate Martell’s Bad Luck, Hokies Want Out, and James is Triggered About Helmets?
Last night, fans of the UFC were treated to Connor Mcgregor ‘s quick return with a huge win. HOWEVER, fans of America’s team, The Cleveland Browns, were treated to pure … Continue Reading SOMEONE AT ESPN HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO TO ME AND THE ENTIRE BROWNS ORGANIZATION!
October is finally here. I’m not looking forward to spooks, pumpkin spice lattes, leaves changing, or better weather. I am looking forward to the bountiful harvest that the sport gods … Continue Reading Why October is the Best Sports Month of the Year.
Okay, bold statement, but hear me out. A report came out the other day that Tomas Edward Brady has worn the same pads since 1995. His pads are as old … Continue Reading Is Tom Brady a Serial Killer?
I don’t know what drives me to write this, but Aaron Rodgers is a pile of trash on a dumpster boat that is playing chicken with another boat that has … Continue Reading Evening Quickie: Aaron Rodgers is a Steaming Bag of Dog Crap and His Chin Strap is Dumb
This weekend gave us a big upset, when Michigan fell to Wisconsin 14-35. I did what I love to do and dug through the Instagram comments. Here are my favorites. … Continue Reading Common Man Comments
The second installment in my dumb brain series revolves around players names in connection to their position. You see, as a dumb football fan, I need to make short connections … Continue Reading Dumb Brain: Names and Position