We gotta talk about it. Coleslaw is garbage. It’s the most pretentious food. I don’t know how this food became a staple of summer cuisine, but it’s bullshit. It’s dumb. … Continue Reading Honestly, Fuck Coleslaw
LaMelo Ball just purchased the Australian team he played for and that is a Big Baller move. As much as I don’t want to give LaVar any credit, he steered … Continue Reading If You Think for a Second That LeMelo Made the Wrong Choice, You’re an Idiot
After posting what is arguably the worst photoshop I’ve seen in many moons, Chris Godwin has announced that he will be giving us number to Tom Brady. Beta. You are … Continue Reading Chris Godwin is a Beta
Let’s get into this, it doesn’t matter and shouldn’t matter if Chris Sale had Tommy John surgery. He’s a multi-million dollar athlete who needs this to perform at the highest … Continue Reading Stop Complaining About Chris Sale’s Surgery
“Necessity is the mother of invention.” Some old dude said that a while back and I never really understood what it meant until now. I mean honestly, what are the … Continue Reading I Have Created Beautiful Content
Let’s break down 2020 so far. Day 1 we thought we were going into world war 3. Then the entire country of Australia lit a blaze. We tragically lost Kobe … Continue Reading Tiger King is What 2020 Needed
Now, I know what you’re thinking. “James, ya idiot, there’s no sports going on, you’re a buffoon.” Well BOTA faithful, Coronavirus can’t stop everyone. For some people the loneliness is … Continue Reading A Celebrity Just Broke Usain Bolt’s Record
As an American I decided that my voice needed to be heard. My morning has been filled with me tweeting at companies and more that won’t give the people what … Continue Reading I am Trying to Pick Fights on Twitter
Coronavirus is a pretty big deal. It’s pretty important, kinda scary. I honestly don’t blame the IOC for canceling the Olympics. They are going to postpone the Tokyo 2020. This … Continue Reading Why Couldn’t Someone Else Cancel the Olympics?
Just a few moments ago, it was announced that Brian Hoyer would rejoin the Patriots. The Patriots brought him on for his third stint to help their depth at QB. … Continue Reading Brian Hoyer. Please stop.
Boston fans, you have had a rough 2020 so far. Not only has Coronavirus shut down everything, the teams you hold near and dear to your heart are falling apart. … Continue Reading Boston Is Collapsing
I’ve had this festering feeling in my gut that another trade is around the corner. I have been looking over numbers and names and I think I found out who … Continue Reading The Next Big Trade Belongs to the 49ers
This is our time Dawg Pound. The regular season is always disappointing, but this time of year is special. It gives us hope, it gives us joy, it gives us … Continue Reading The Browns Offseason… So Far
I don’t know why the new trend is to trade generational talent, but the Texans just joined the Red Sox as our biggest offseason losers. As many of you may … Continue Reading Houston Just Got Robbed
With every season being suspended or potentially canceled, we are now in a weird place. What do we do with these seasons that have almost fully run its course. March … Continue Reading Does The Coronavirus Cup Feel Good as a Fan?
Well, here we go again. I thought I got rid of you Corona. I figured you were canceled after those post I found, but here we are again. You’ve taken … Continue Reading What Sport Will Coronavirus Take Next?