I’m sorry, how the hell does James Harden go from looking like he’s hiding a pillow under his shirt, to looking like a real athlete???
Seriously, what’s the deal with airplane food? You flew from Houston to Brooklyn and dropped 50 pounds?
You detoxed from strip clubs for a couple of days and you return to form??
Fuck this Harden. Give me fat Harden back.
**Cough cough My fat James Harden Blog cough cough**
Look at him! He is the definition of excellence! Imagine how many Buffalo wings he could eat. Spoiler, it’s a whole Buffalo (instructions unclear. Ate a Buffalo).
He could’ve been caught in Houston being lovable and far, instead he’s in Brooklyn on the new hated super team and he’s lean again.
Skinny Harden sucks.