Russel Wilson Chose This Name for His Kid…

I woke up this morning to the great news that Russel Wilson and Ciara have a new born son.

First off, I would like to congratulate Russel on having sex. Good hustle champ.

Second, I want to talk about the kids name.

We have seen some historically questionable child names from athletes. Looking at you Deion, who names their kid Deiondra. If it wasn’t for her being financially set for the rest of her life, I’d say poor girl. Russel and Ciara set a new level of weird.

Let me introduce you all to….

Win…He names his son Win.

I congratulated you on having sex and now you’re going to call the result a win? That’s just arrogant.

Russel, you do realize that your kid will now have to live up to your HoF career (@me) and on top of that, his name is Win! How do you put that much pressure on a kid who was just born.

Also, who looks at a fucking baby and says “ This child shall be named Win.” Ciara, did you have any say in this? Did you lose a bet. THINK OF THE FUTURE….wait. Don’t do that…

Either way, congrats on them for having a kid, blah blah blah. Dumb name. Should’ve named him Aaron.

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