We’ve all been away from sport venues for too long. That got me thinking, what’s the best ballpark or stadium snack?
Is it the Bud Light that you have to take a loan out to pay for, is it buttery popcorn that covers your fingers, can’t beat a hot dog and baseball right?
Well, I think you can. CRACKER JACKS!
Just kidding, Cracker Jacks are arguably the worst snack food.
It is the Ice Cream Helmet.
Do you remember going to a baseball game as a kid and you were too young to give a damn about the game? Your parent brought back a helmet with a fat amount of whip cream and some sprinkles or Oreos if you’re lucky.
Fast forward to now, you go to the game with friends and you’ve had a few pre-game beers. You see one of those helmets go by and it calls to you. Your drunk brain tells you, “ Hey! You’re an adult with money, you can buy that!”
It is rewarding every time despite its simplicity. I mean it’s soft serve, whipped cream, and extras.
Short and simple, hot dogs are bomb, popcorn is great, cracker jacks are bags of bullshit with a dumb toy, and ice cream helmets are timeless.