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FC Seoul Put Sex Dolls in the Stands Immediately Apologizes

As sports fans, we are all facing the reality that we may not be able to attend sporting events.

With that, teams are getting creative with ways to give a stadium environment. You know what isn’t the answer? Filling the stadium with sex dolls.

FC Seoul did just that in their opening match against Gwangju FC. I’ve never felt more like a white American more than when I tried pronouncing Gwangju.

Yeah. Didn’t stick the landing on that one.

Anyway, this didn’t go over well and Asia’s version of Karen’s complained.

Seoul claimed that the manufacturer told them that they weren’t sex dolls and. We’re intended for mannequins. I don’t know what’s going on in Asia, but I’ve never seen a mannequin with “holes.” Someone had to notice that while they were dressing them.

Ignore the fact that they’re sex dolls, Seoul did their best to make it safe. They were all socially distanced and wearing masks. Honestly, the only use for a clothed sex doll seems like a stadium filler.

James Puopolo View All

I like sports and dumb opinions

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