Honestly, Fuck Coleslaw

We gotta talk about it. Coleslaw is garbage.

It’s the most pretentious food. I don’t know how this food became a staple of summer cuisine, but it’s bullshit. It’s dumb.

It’s just cold garbage. Don’t try to disguise me with mayo, cabbage is a dumb vegetable. It’s a mix of average vegetables and mayo.

Don’t try to dress it up by calling it a “slaw” or adding vinegar. It’s still just boring and dumb and you look like an asshole.

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