The title says it all folks. Here we are, deep into the BOTAverse, letting James and his words scare us true Boston fans for no reason at all. “Go Browns!, Brady’s leaving! The Patriots don’t want him back! Dodgers are taking Mookie!” I hear every line about twice a week and I have had enough. A man can only take so much before he snaps and I have just opened a box of Rice Krispies and I have snapped, crackled, and popped.
Why do we let ourselves be intimidated from a man who’s sole purpose is to watch The downfall of Boston sports and a man that supports the Cleveland Browns. That should be a tell-tale sign to not take this mans advice. But yet, here we are listening to good ole jemz day to day. His charisma and charm can’t fool all of us. Wake up Boston and see he’s trying to peel us away from our love of Boston and it’s sports one by one.
The icing on the cake here is the Tom Brady drama happening at the moment. James, being himself, jumped on the opportunity to showboat the possibility of Tom Brady leaving the Patriots due to the Instagram post. The issue I have here is I think James does it on purpose. I think he does it to me just to watch me shit bricks for hours until I can gather every fact, every shred of evidence, every expert on the matter, and prove him wrong. The issue here isn’t James targeting you, it’s James targeting me to fuck with my precious heart and soul every time there are trade talks.
Why does he do this to me? Gonna start a new segment called BOTA Investigate and get down to the bottom of this. Don’t you fret BOTA World, WE will figure this out, together.
And James, how dare you play with my heart, I’m onto you.